About Us

The population of Golestown is four. There's the mayor (that's me), who's responsible for the vision thing and high-level policy decisions. Transforming these lofty goals into reality is the responsibility of the City Manager (that would be my wife). And just like the larger society that we mirror, Golestown has its welfare class - inhabitants that believe they are entitled to partake in the fruits of another's labor. This group consists of our kids, the dog, and assorted wild creatures that munch on our landscaping, nibble on the garden, burrow through the yard, and otherwise treat the place as one large smorgasbord.